There was an ant on my ipad. The ipad that had been sitting on my lap for at least twenty minutes. A proper ant, not one of the itty bitty ones.
I am not outside.
I want a gold star for not screaming.
Excuse me while I burn everything down.
And possibly take off all my skin.
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