I am so hating life right now.

[jeliza]

It is nigh impossible to get to 2000 calories on a clear liquid diet in any kind of useful way.  I am profoundly sick of Jell-o and chicken broth, but will be having more of both. And oceans of Lemon Zinger.

I hate everything right now. Probably because it's mid-afternoon and I still have almost no actual body fuel in me.

Yuck.

Tomorrow night, when this is all over, I will be eating ALL THE THINGS.

(And did I mention I have a tree full of ripe Bing cherries outside? This is torture.)

ETA: Miso Soup is my salvation. Now I am slightly less likely to wish to kill.

Comments

[boonedog.livejournal.com]

Why are you on an all liquid diet? That would drive me crazy! Diets in general drive me crazy but I can't get enough energy from liquids.

[jeliza]

It's not a Diet diet, it's a prepare for medical thing, in this case a screening due to family history, which requires anesthesia. And it's only 36 hours, but.... I am so hungry and headachy and grumpy right now. It's like all the parts of being so sick you need a clear liquid diet, only without the sick parts.

[garpu.livejournal.com]

Clear liquid. You ok? :(

[jeliza]

Yeah, but I have reached the age of uncomfortable mandatory health screenings, so I have to do the special diet for three days beforehand. (I was allowed some solid food yesterday, at least.)

[garpu.livejournal.com]

Yikes. :(

[indigodove.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I hope you are all clear and don't have to do this again for a long time.