My tweets

• Fri, 15:23: I need an app that will detect "zoo" on my calendar and remind me to bring a water bottle and my cane.
• Fri, 15:23: RT @PostTV: Red pandas make most of Cincinnati snow http://t.co/xPhZzekRkX #GIF http://t.co/6z8GEUYkgd
• Fri, 15:25: RT @Tygerr: Can we just appreciate how adorable this tiger is http://t.co/BcWUCw1L0J
• Fri, 16:37: RT @IostinheII: Fifty shades of grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer it would be a Crimina…
• Fri, 17:59: Visiting the flamingos at @woodlandparkzoo on the last day of midwinter break. http://t.co/b4MI3MaOM2
• Fri, 18:06: RT @RaeBeta: This seems like a good time to mention that there are people who are cool with being hugged by strangers w/o asking and I am n…
• Fri, 22:34: RT @JRehling: Giuliani was such a great mayor of New York that, not only did crime there fall, crime in other cities fell by more during th…

Murphy's Law of Timing

I just realised that our pizza delivery place is almost always 10-15 minutes earlier than their estimates to our house, so the pizza guy should be getting here... right about when I should be washing the bleach out of my hair.

Oh well. If it fries, I'll just cut it off. (I was madly googling to figure out how to keep the bleach/imminent dye off the buzzed sides, and then realized that anything that gets stained will get cut off tomorrow, since 3 weeks growth is about all I can take on the sides anyway.)